Elena Karaytcheva x Destructive One liners
destructiveoneliners
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IM NOT SCARED EXCEPT SOMETIMES ARE YOU?
proceed with caution
1. i have gotten way too comfortable with blowing my nose into my t-shirt.
2. My period is late and I blame it on my current belief that I’m better off alone.
3. I'm bored but I don't think I'll ever fuck anyone in this town. if I do, I'll blow my nose into their t-shirt.
4. I THINK MY FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS IN THE CLOUDS.
5. I GOT CUT OFF BY A FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND MY SEAT BUDDY CALLED ME A FREE SPIRIT.
6. I HAD A FRIEND'S PARENT TELL ME I'D MAKE A GOOD FLIGHT ATTENDANT. SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M ON THE TOILET, I WONDER WHY.
7. RED FLAGS CAN LOOK OFF-WHITE.
8. I THINK STRIPPERS ARE ANGELS IN DISGUISE. MAYBE THE FALLEN KIND, BUT ANGELS NONETHELESS.
9. I WONDER WHEN I'LL MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. I'M WRITING ALL OF THIS DOWN WITH A UNICORN PEN.
10. TONIGHT I FELT NAUGHTY AFTER A SHIFT DRINK SO I WENT HOME, GOT HIGH AND TRIED TO WATCH THE LITTLE PRINCE BUT SOMEONE CHANGED THE NETFLIX PASSWORD.
11. i love when he hides his face in my collarbone.
12. dude don’t even worry about it i think about killing myself sometimes too!
13. STOP GIVING ME THE COVID LOOK WHEN I COUGH. CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S A VAPE IN MY HAND?
14. being in love with a narcissist is like trying to orgasm on zoloft.
15. this diet coke is tickling my kidney stones.
16. I TRY NOT TO PASS OUT FROM THOUGHT ALONE, ON A DAILY BASIS.
17. cowboys use spotify too.
18. the beginners mind; while it lacks the subtlety and nuance of an expert // vomits the creativity and curiosity of a newborn.
19. kevin killed a guy over mile high apple pie in Boston.
20. where’s the line between radical honesty and a total lack of respect?
21. I fall in love with people I don't really know and I don't know why.
22. i love when people have money and give it to me.
23. I get nauseous while working on my laptop because I rock my head to the music playing in my AirPods but its a sacrifice im willing to make. Especially if MF Doom is involved.
24. I gliteratti with the fenty.
25. Even though I switched to Safari months ago I’ll still open Chrome first. are we that hardwired against change?
26. WOMEN cry, no one hugs them.